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It?s Now Legal to Catch a Raindrop in Colorado

DURANGO, Colo. ? For the first time since territorial days, rain willbe free for the catching here, as more and more thirsty states part ways with one of the most entrenched codes of the West..  Precipitation, every last drop or flake, was assigned ownership fromthe moment it fell in many Western states, making scoff laws of people who scooped rainfall from their own gutters. In some instances, the rights to that water were assigned a century or more ago.

Here's a lovely Quote of the Day

"If you can prove to yourself that you have the ability to break through the veil of ordinary reality, you can go on to do things that once seemed impossible or magical."

- Deepak Chopra

Love software

Service Rep: Hello, you have reached the Heart Systems Software Company help desk. How may I help you?

Customer:I just received your latest program, LOVEv4.0...you know....the freeware. I don't understand it. Can you tell me how to install it?

Service Rep: Sure thing ma'am. Do you have the installation disk and instructions with you?

Customer: Yes I do, but first can you tell me what the program does?

ServiceRep: Sure thing ma'am. LOVE is a unique program, there is no other likeit in the world. LOVE attaches to your operating system and runssilently in the background, you will never see LOVE on your monitor oryour toolbar, but you will notice its affect on every application youmay have. It makes the good programs run smoother and greatly restricts and/or deletes the bad ones.

Customer: Wow! That sounds great. How does LOVE make my machine run smoother?

ServiceRep: Well, good sound files, like COMPLIMENT.WAV, ENCOURAGEMENT. WAV,and KINDWORD.WAV will play frequently. Also, FORGIVENESS. EXE will be invoked every time there is an external violation, including the ever-popular syntax errors. Also, all those aggravating errors that say "unable to connect" will be avoided. LOVE allows for a smooth connection with external devices, regardless of what country it is manufactured in, the brand name, or the age of the model.

Customer: That's exactly what I need, my machine has been isolated for too long. But what about the bad programs?

ServiceRep: Good question. LOVE searches your memory for programs likeHATE.COM, BITTERNESS.EXE, SELFISH.COM, and SPITE.EXE. These programs can't be entirely deleted off your hard drive, but LOVE over powers those programs. LOVE stops their commands from being executed and runs its own instructions. You will no longer hear INSULT.WAV and you won tbe able to write with the fonts "BADWORDS12" or "HARSHNESS10" .

Customer: That's a fantastic program you have. Are the upgrades free too?

Service Rep: They sure are ma'am.

Customer: How do I get the upgrades?

ServiceRep: That's easy. Once you have LOVE installed and running, it automatically copies a module, or a piece of itself, to every external Harddrive Email And Remote Terminal (HEART) that it comes in contactwith. In turn, those external devices run whatever version of LOVE they have and return a module to your HEART. You will be upgraded with each and every module that you receive. But you have to remember, to receive the upgrades you have to be running LOVE and you have to come into contact with other computers while it is running.

Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Service Rep: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

ServiceRep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, butit will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM.Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turnthose off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

ServiceRep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS. EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done.LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

ServiceRep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

ServiceRep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEART's in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?

Service Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?

ServiceRep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE" ?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

ServiceRep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them tothe "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF. DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,REALIZEWORTH. TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and nevercomes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and itshows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT. COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...

Customer: Yes?

ServiceRep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people andthey will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

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One of my favorite saying is. ' Know Thyself'. I think those two small words hold so much truth to them!  Tonight.. I saw them once again, while I was looking around for some tips on anxiety and how they affect people on the spiritual level. There are a few people in my life that suffer with anxiety, even me on occassions. Sometimes anxiety can be so bad, that it can really isolate and depression those that are affected by it. I have often wondered if anxiety is more than just some emotion that people get.. perhaps it is a spiritual source that keeps people locked up inside. So many times there is a spiritual significance to the physical and mental issues that we go through. Of course, in saying that, I want to be very clear that I'm not negating medical science or findings, but I do feel that our spiritual self can help or hinder our bodies capacity.. either way..

I found some practical spiritual lessons and advice that can help with Anxiety. I hope you enjoy it!

I think this is such a fantastic article, that everyone should read it. I have experienced this both in my personal and professional life. Tarot readers often get asked about relationships that are not intimate from both sides of the fence. I must admit, that I have gone, and go through this on a personal level too. It's hard to watch and feel this kind of emotional betrayal..  I find it difficult to trust again, having gone through this so many times.

Please read this article.. it's VERY informative on many levels !

Could you be having an emotional affair?

A client I'll call Sharon knew that something was missing in hermarriage. She and Robert used to be passionate about each other, shesaid, but after 12 years and two children, she felt removed. Robertnever asked her about work or what she was worried about or felt likedoing. She was no longer attracted to him, and they rarely spent timealone together. If friends confide more to each other than to their spouses, they are having an emotional affair, expert says.

Instead, she threw her energy into raising the children and her job as a paralegal. Life had become bland.

Then there was Todd. He'd been at the law firm longer than Sharon andshowed her the ropes. They would discuss complicated cases, and Sharonfound his enthusiasm engaging. They'd grab coffee together, and sooncoffee became lunch, and lunch led to phone calls and e-mails as theirconversations went from professional to deeply personal.

Sharonthought about Todd all the time, and told me she hadn't felt this alivesince she and Robert had started dating. While she recognized a crushher excitement about seeing him, her pleasure in his jokes, her reliefin confiding in someone who got her -- she told herself there wasnothing wrong with what she was doing because they weren't having sex.